Wacky and Weird Wednesday: Hair Diamond and a Poo Basket

taken from: http://www.heart-in-diamond.com

Aren't they pretty?  Wanna know what it is?

"A UK company specializing in memorial diamonds created for you from yours, your loved ones, or pets hair or cremation ashes. Our laboratory has been successfully operating over the past 8 years producing high quality colored diamonds with the chemical, optical and physical properties of a natural diamond. Memorial diamonds are certified diamonds identical to mined diamonds only instead of being created by nature’s carbon, your unique memorial diamond is created for you from yours or your loved ones personal carbon."


Learn more about them here.

Have a hankering for an usual sucker?  You are in luck! I have just the thing for you!

taken from: http://mcphee.com/shop/underpants-sucker.html

Because who wouldn't want to suck on some minty fresh underwear, right?  Order yours today here.

Tired of the expression, "When pigs fly?"  Well, guess what? They do! 

taken from: http://www.baronbob.com/flying-pig-toy.htm

 

You can get your own flying pig here. 

**Fair Warning: The Next Two Might be Offensive!!**

Looking for an unusual gift bag that will make you be remembered? I found just the thing for you! Ready for this?!? 

The website states:

"DooLightfully, DooLicious, this Guittard Milk Chocolate Doo Drop is nestled on green "grass" and conveniently packaged "for pickup" in a clear cellophane baggy. Simply heat in the microwave for a hot, steamy pile. Looks like real poo poo!

Poo Pile Dimensions (Inches): 3 x 3 x 3

Makes the perfect White Elephant Gift or the ultimate revenge for that "Ex" in your life.

One turd (1/3) of a pound of fun!

Shipping Weight ~ 1/2 lb."

At $10.00, it will certainly be an unforgettable gift. Order yours here.



I love this next one.  Pretty self explanatory.

Order your set here.